Guid mornin, Mr. Maxwell
In St. Louis, the capital o East Fireland, a Scots-awnt island aff the coast o the Unitit Keengdom o Brazil an La Plata, is reportin problems wi the sewage seestem. Manholes ur explodin an fowk ur reportin monsters comin oot tae attack!
The incidents ur maist frequently happenin near the Fireland pairlament, an we hiv raison tae believe this is a deliberate coup attempt bi the UK Govrenment.
Yer mission is tae fly ower thare an investigate the issue
Best o luck!