New Caledonia

New Caladonia is a kintra fund at the equator atweesh North an Sooth Americae.

The Darien Scheme

In the 1690s, Scotland colonised Panama. Oreegonally, it didna ging weel, an Ingland telt thair coloniesm no tae help thaim. Scotland wis near bankrupt bi the 1670s, an the Inglis tried tae entice thaim tae jyne thaim in a poleetical uinion.

Scotland, hounaiver, didna accept, an went on. Eventual-like, hit peyed aff, an Scotland benefittit massively fae the colony.

Durin the Spaingie ceevil war, Spain wis colonisin central an sooth Americae, but left New Caledonia alane as a cheers tae Scots fur no interferein.

The Turbo Tunnel

Durin the early 1990s, a tunnel wis biggit tae link New Caledonia an Columbie thegither bi road, tae hiv trade an ordinar traivel easier atweesh the twa nation.

Independence Referendum

In August 1997, The Darien govrenment held a referendum fur tae git independence fae Scotland. An "ay" vote passit throu, an the Scots govrenment are in tawks wi thaim tae arrange a deal fur whan they git independence.