We'v got whit luiks like anither ettlin bi the Inglis tae annex Scotland. This comes at ae cruial time fur us cause the govrenment is tawkin wi 'e Darien tae mak ae deal wi thaim efter-independence.
Ae jurnalist in Lunnon wis fund deid last nicht, wi his hotel room ramshacklet. The murderers war efter somehing.
We'v raison tae hink thit the murder wis orchestratit bi Alexander Wright, ae prime mínister candidate in Ingland. We hink the jurnalist reived ae floppy disk fae Wright contínin details aboot his planned invasion.
Yer míssion is tae git intae Wright's hoose an git 'at disk back. We'r siccar thit 'is is trivial fur yersel, but gittin 'at disk undaimaged is tap priority.
Ye'll git on ae plane tae Cumbrie the morra. Gie it laldy, Maxwell!
...an eh, want tae no knock oot iverwan again?