Ingland is kintra fund in the Wast European Isles, hit shares a border wi Scotland

Historically, Ingland haes aweys been tryin tae annex Scotland an form a unitit Breetan. Thay'v been at war wi Scotland thoosands ae times tae try an dae it.

Poleetically, Ingland is richt winged an ultra-conservative, wi a scunnersome Human Richts record. Alexander Wright is a politeecian that claims tae want tae sort that oot, but we're suspectin that it's aw politeecial tawk an that he's juist like ivery ither politeecian